Whenever I feel the need for good, solid entertainment, I always go straight to Travelocity.com. Luckily for me, I was in the flight-booking business this weekend.
First up: Flights to London for Miss Joanna Claire Noble's wedding.
But Travelocity was in a secretive mood today. She even got herself a Carmen San Diego mysterious hat.
"Travel Agencies are unable to display the name of the airline and exact travel details for this itinerary until after you purchase the fare."
God, I can never remember the rules for Travelocity gambling! Do I stay or hit? Oh, no - the flight deals are going to time out on me! Hurry! Bear! Help me!
You're useless.
Second up: Flight from Kosovo to Prague.
Turkish Airlines - pull yourself together. I am going from Kosovo to the Czech Republic - I don't need a 17 hour lay over in Istanbul!
You already made me have a one night stand there last summer when I was flying from Uganda to New York. Stop pimping out Istanbul on every flight you run. I'm disappointed in you.
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