Student Reel, Edition 1

Some gems from my 8th-10th grade muffins.  I have the best job ever. 


* Ms. Broyles: "Today is September 2nd.  That can be written 9-2-11.  Which, coincidentally, is also the time of my party this weekend!"
Student: "Oooo! Ooo! Can I come to your party?"
Ms. Broyles: "No."
Student: "What if I bring napkins?"


*Student: "Sorry Miss, I am really hyper.  I ate too much gum today."


*Student: "So, what I learned from reading my IEP (special ed document) is that Ms. Broyles spends a lot of time stalking me."
Ms. Broyles: "So true."


*Ms. Broyles: "What is the clue from the setting that tell us that Harry Potter does not take place in the past?"
Student 1: "Cars."
Student 2: "TVs."
Student 3: "Jews!"


*Ms. Broyles: "Dumbledore unstuck two lemon drops with his fingers.  What is a lemon drop?
Student: "Ooo! Ooo! A type of alcohol?"
Ms Broyles: "You shouldn't know that."


*Student: "Miss! When I grow up I want to be an assassin killer!"


*Student: "Miss Laniel, can I please please go to my locker?  My shoes are really heavy.  Like, REALLY heavy."
Ms. Laniel: "No, you will be sitting all class."


*Ms. Groettum: "Spell the word 'muscle'.  Muscle."
Student: "I have a HUGE muscle!"


*Ms. Broyles: "So, the wizard boys are staring through the window at really fast broomsticks.  They really want to get one.  What would this be like for our world? What is really fast and desirable for teen boys?"
Student 1: "Cars!"
Student 2: "Motorcycles!"
Student 3: "Chicks!"